Sayonara to Goodbyes

This comic seems to be dead. No, it is dead. Or is it?

Anyway, life is freaking crazy like you all wouldn't believe right now. I won't tell you the details because, as I said, you wouldn't believe me if I did.

So... if I ever get motivated and have time, I'll probably...well, I'll probably try to type my novel. But this comic is a close second.

Page 15: The Game of Assassins has no mercy for cowards...

This might be an easy assignment for Sam. He just needs Phil to step out of his house.

Cover Page

A possible cover page for the comic. I dunno, I might like it.

Page 14: Better make like a tree... and Leaf!

Sam's plan is foiled...by a leaf? Guess he should have calculated a bit better. In real life he just misjudged the distance, and the water fell short. Now his mark is alert and about to fight back. I wonder what flavor of JAM Phil loves... Tune in next week!

And, just in case you missed it, I did a guest comic for Dustin's comic. Check it out!

Page 13: Nosey neighbors, consider yourselves warned

No, this isn't the big plan that I was talking about last week. It is still coming, but I remembered that this happened and wanted to get it in. This is an almost true to life occurrence. Except that Sam didn't threaten them with a water-gun. But, for whatever reason, the people did drive by twice, looking up into that tree, and never called the police. Edit: I just noticed how small Sam's hands are on this page.

Enjoy.

Page 12: The Early Bird Gets the Worm

I had an extremely busy week, and an even busier weekend. Thus, the rather crudely drawn comic (I drew it during a bumpy car ride) is just to make sure I have an update up this week. I've got big plans for next week!
About this comic: Sam sure is determined! He must not have gotten much sleep after his midnight brawl. In real-life, in the story that is about to take place, Sam had a different mark; but I don't want that person dead yet. And I'm pretty sure I have the creative license to do that. Enjoy!

Page 11: Testing included selling crack to children, jungle combat, and mail-bomb handling.

Here's the Bionic Crack-Whore in her newest form: the T1NA. I figure it makes the comic a bit more family friendly. I know some of you wanted to get back to Sam, but page 11 just had to be about the Witch. Enjoy!

We interrupt this story to bring you a very import- well, it's a message anyway.

Happy Valentine's Day! This is definitely non-canonical, by the way. Normal story resumes next week.

Enjoy the Bonus! You'll have to excuse the lame drawing (as if any of the others are any better) but I wasn't really trying too much on this one. It just made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.

Page 10: Good help is so hard to find.

Happy 10th Page!!! I was pretty excited when I made it this far. Anyway, here's the Witch in her newest outfit (someone told her that black wasn't very flattering) showing what she thinks of incompetent minions. I really like the feel of this page.

Page 9: Strange Times Call...

Another Bonus Page! Alright, so here's the deal. I actually try to have two pages a week, but sometimes life interferes, so don't get upset whenever I don't. Cat faces aren't teribly easy to draw and I hate his hat (mostly the ears through the brim thing.) But I really liked how the last two panels turned out. Will we ever see a clear shot of Sam's face, or will he be like Wilson from Home Improvement? Only time will tell.

Enjoy!

Page 8: That's for Wearing a Wife-Beater!

Two more characters: Kat 'da Hat and the Jester (try imagining Paulie Shore saying "the Jessss-ter" and you'll have an idea of how it sounds in my head.) Man was that punch fun to draw! POW! BAM! Now we know where the dogs have been. They've fallen for the second oldest trick in the book: A clown with raw-ish meat.

Enjoy!

Page 7: But the cat came back...

That cat, or rather Kat 'da Hat, must really have wanted to keep Sam alive. Cat's hate water! Just try and shoot one with a water gun.

Enjoy the bonus comic!

Page 6: One down, one to go?

My wife tells me this one is hard to follow, which makes me sad because I think it is the one I've had the most fun on so far. The basic story: Sam jumps from trailer shooting the guy hidden on the roof only to be cornered by another guy. Fun stuff! Will he be able to escape? Oh, and I didn't mean to make Sam left-handed, it just worked out better that way. I guess it'll stay.

Enjoy!

Page 5: Let the Games Begin!

So I know you all are waiting for the action, and it'll be here next week. S.A.M. feels pretty confident, yet he didn't expect someone else to be so aggressive. Maybe this won't be the cakewalk he was expecting. Who's out there, and what will they do about those dogs? Notice S.A.M said ONE of his dogs.

Enjoy!

Page 4: And Not Being Concerned Shows Confidence

A Bonus Page! But don't get spoiled. Right now I'm only promising 1 a week. So we have another character, Joshu- I mean Sam's assistant. We'll see more of him later, but for now he shall remain unnamed. Those of you have have been to my trailer, where I spent several happy years, might recognize this setting.

Page 3: Legal Shmegal, We Never Heard You Say That

Yep there's definitely a cat in that crowd, for whatever it's worth. Another look at the Witch in one of her revealing outfits (I think that I've decided that the Witch might be the only character who changes outfits. Or I might just keep her in this one. Whatever.) Oh, and the games are about to begin.

Enjoy!

Page 2: The Pageant Begins

Here are several of the main characters: Sam, Water Goat, and the Mysterious Witch! I meant to have 28 "heads," but I think one got lost somewhere. Also, does one of the contestants have... cat ears? Hmm...

Enjoy!

Page 1: SAM stands for Secret Agent Man